Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoThe forbidden peach.lemmy.caimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1959arrow-down144
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minus-squaremisterundercoat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up88arrow-down1·1 year agoGod: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 year agoNo, that’s the devils work! Also God: I made the devil
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·1 year agoI have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
minus-squareHulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 year agoHow the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
minus-squareThcgrasscity@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoYou gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
minus-squareDLSchichtl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoIf I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.
minus-squareThcgrasscity@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoGotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
minus-squareDLSchichtl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoSurface sample before coming in for a landing
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoYeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
minus-squareHulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoWell enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
No, that’s the devils work!
Also God: I made the devil
Also God: I made humans in my image
God has a small willy then
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
If I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.
Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
Surface sample before coming in for a landing
Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
Yes sir.
Dental. Dam.