Thank god he negotiated a peace deal with the hurricane at the last minute.
Why do you think Idalia ravaged Florida? It’s because Trump wasn’t president with his magic sharpie… Obviously.
I averted bank robbery….by not robbing the bank.
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Hes not wrong. We almost did have nuclear war.
Because of his stupidity and assholery toward North Korea.
He succesful prevented nuclear holocaust by being voted out before he could make everything even worse
There are some things you read online that i just can’t get out of my brain. One of those things was a random comment when trump came back from north korea, that said something like: after all these years under obama, i van finally rest easy, i can finally sleep at night, now that my family is save and we are not under constant nuclear threat anymore.
I get that people are paranoid and scared, and they hide at home with a gun under their pillow. But how the fuck does this thought crosses anyone’s mind? From the guy who can barely say nuclear.
How does that thought cross their mind?
Because black man scary, that’s why.
That wasn’t even close to a nuclear war. The real threat was nuking the hurricanes. Just imagine what could have happened if Atlantis retaliated. /s
…Florida sinks into the sea? I’m good with that.
Give it a couple more years. Climate change is going to make each and every hurricane that hits Florida a Cat 5. Hell, the water might even get so hot they will invent a new Cat 6!
I think, as a society, we need to admit Atlantis is owed reparations anyways.
North Korea is not a threat and never will be a threat unless attacked. They are just hungry and making a show. Fucking Americans man…
Hey now, most Americans know NK is not a threat. Just not the dumbass ex president.
I know that, and you know that, but you’re talking about a guy that seriously considered nuking a hurricane.
No, we didn’t. At no point in any of our presidents’ tenures was North Korea a nuclear threat, regardless of how the US or that president was treating them.
He might actually believe that himself.
And I’d like to see him in jail as much as the next one, but is this really news? “Colossal narcissist brags about his achievements”.
No it’s not news, but it’s got the orange assholes name in the title so it’s going to get clicks and comments
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I haven’t seen that site work in a very long time.
You deserve a medal.
Maybe one of those participation ribbons. Thank you :)
I haven’t been able to open this site on my phone in a while. It always gives me a repeating captcha that never let’s me in
You’re using cloudflare as your upstream DNS provider.
There’s long standing history where archive.ph poisons their DNS response to Cloudflare because cloudflare doesn’t let them snoop on users using DNS queries.
It’s like watching Cartman come up with crazier and crazier stories as he takes credit for the fish sticks joke
Trump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust… by forgetting how the Football works.
They haven’t given him the football. It’s just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.
The
internetfootball doesn’t weigh anything,JenMr. President.
And friends of mine have said, you are the most honest person in the world.
LMFAO. Does the world have recorded audio or recorded video of any other human being in the history of humanity making more provably false statements than trump? No. If there was a Guinness world record for lying, trump would be the record holder.
Washington couldn’t tell a lie
Nixon couldn’t tell the truth
Trump couldn’t tell the difference
In this article: lying liar lies.
I averted nuclear holocaust because I couldn’t remember the codes for it
Fun fact: that’s not a defense for any of his crimes.
Trump is going to die in federal custody if he doesn’t off himself first.
We can only hope, but I have zero trust in the justice system to sentence him to any jail time.
I said custody, not jail time. An ex-president knows too much to be left in General Population.
As long as we don’t fuck up & elect a Republican, Trump isn’t walking away from 91 felonies. He will die alone under house arrest at a military base.
That’s fair, it would be nice if he they gave him just a standard house on a base.
Or a cell?
If the justice system fails to act, won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome ex-president?
I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t gotten the Epstein treatment. Given what he knows, who he works for, amd his absolute inability to control his mouth, the people pulling strings must be concerned about the next thing he might say. I guess they think he might win reelection? I still think the moment he is more dangerous than useful, he has a controlled cardiac event.
This is not the timeline we want to see. It’d basically validate all the bullshit deep state claims.
I don’t want to be a country where politicians fall out of windows.
I don’t disagree with you.
But Trump has a long history of obtaining money from international sources. Our reality is not the same as the reality for the rich and powerful, and their reality has different rules. I don’t believe there is a “deep state,” but I do believe that Trump owes people money and favors, and I believe those people would kill him to keep secrets he could spill. Really the only question is whether they can get to him, given that he has round the clock secret service protections. Before they got to Epstein, I would have believed that a maximum security isolation cell under suicide watch would have been safe.
I don’t think they would care. Would anyone believe him anyway?
Cuz 15-20% of the population believes him more than their own families…just maybe.
He could also try running to Russia
Well he’s already revealed all the state secrets, so there isn’t much risk I suppose.
That didn’t work for Manafort. I’m not sure Trump’s Secret Security detail would allow that, even if he wasn’t under indictment for 91 felonies.
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But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you!
Thanks for getting a great song stuck in my head.
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