IT have some questionable naming conventions.
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Woah, let’s not bring Rimworld into this.
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I work for a porn company. My history is all the way fucked.
What do you search for, working for a porn company?
“how to get cum off chinos”
Anything I’ve seen?
I’d be surprised if you hadn’t
Let us judge it and tell us on what you worked on so we can judge appropriately.
I am a chemist. Half the things I search for probably look to the average person like I am making street drugs or bombs.
“Can you survive a throat slit?” “Is being stabbed in the back always fatal?” “Can you survive a neck break?” “How much blood loss is fatal?”
I’m doing research on wounds my characters experience in my book and seeing what I could inflict on them without instantly killing them. Don’t worry, they only experience this as a plot point to highlight how strong they are. They’ll survive whatever I enact on them.
Programmers have all kinds of weird keywords that if they’re taken out of context would be quite alarming.
The Linux copy command raises some eyebrows. And even a warning.
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I was once asked by our CTO to remove all instances of the word “nonce” from our crypto code. (British slang for paedophile/pervert)
And writing code to find, kill, and reap orphaned children is routine stuff. I mean, you wouldn’t want to risk pesky zombie orphans running amok in your system!
I thought nonce meant extremely stupid. I heard “You fucking nonce” once or twice before.
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My wife is into true crime and wanted to know if I could find this historical case she couldn’t remember.
Welp this question here really fits today, I have been playing lately, for nostalgia reasons, in a sever of an old MMORPG game called RO (Ragnarok Online), and is kind of knowledge intensive so Im searching an hour or so ago about a in-game skill called “Create Deadly Poison” that’s it, that is literally the name of the skill, and thought to myself hmm this is going to raise all kind of red flags over the security institutions. Lol.
Damn blast from the past! Loved RO back in the day
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Hence why games make up names like nobelisk
BRB gonna make a game called “How to Build a Nuke”
- “setting horse on fire without killing it”
… it’s a videogame glitch (BotW) that basically creates a Ponyta.
From the same franchise:
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“how many steaks can you glue to a stick”
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“murder chicken squad VS. goat”
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“how to cook wood”
Most people with kids. Kids get health issues with their genitals. Your first instinct is to Google the symptoms.
Google gives a warning that your search terms may be illegal.
Not Google, but on chatgpt my friends saw I had the phrase “unfixed male dog size” as a topic header.
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How many litres of blood in a human
I write fiction. This was actually for a romance if you’d believe it. Lol.
50 Shades of Blood-Filled Bathtubs.
Sounds very romantic
You fill my heart up with love like how a human body’s worth of blood fills up a bathtub.
“scat”
IT WAS FOR THE MUSIC! THE MUSIC!!!
How to use SPI with multiple slaves and only one master.
Probably dry herb vapes: I only use them with CBD buds, but I’d probably look like a stoner researching dynavaps
Not so messed up to many these days, but to some they’d probably look down on me looking at my browser history.
There’s a dynavap group plus vaporents and vaporists. Which dv do you have? I bounce around among my pax and dynavap b, and have a flowermate that mostly sits in a drawer. I used to take it to the beach because i don’t care if it gets lost, but I’ve been buying the secret nature disposables and now just take those to places where I’m likely to lose them.
