I’ve been waiting for this day for so long, seeing this wannabe dictator commit crime after crime with no consequences and hearing so many people saying this would never happen, but here we are. Cheers my American neighbors! This is a good day for democracy!
Isn’t this like the 3rd mug shot over the past few months, or did we not get to see those? I’ve lost track.
Those places forwent the mugshot. Georgia stated they would treat him as any other defendant, so this is his first.
I’d forgotten about “forwent,” I’m going to have to keep it in my mental cheek pouches for crosswords and other word games.
“Mental cheek pouches” is a genius term. Stolen.
Stolen
You mean stashed in your mental cheek pouches.
In hindsight, that should have been obvious from today’s uproar.
To be fair, the mugshot is for identification and it’s not like you need a photo of the Cheeto to identify him. What I want is a prison ID photo after being hosted down and de-loused (I know that’s just a movie trope, but I still want it)
The delousing is real. No hose-down though. They do make you scrub up in ice cold shower water though.
Delousing in jails is not just a movie trope.
Hosing down? Got me there.
You can bet he spent time practicing that pose in front of a mirror at Mar-a-Lago beforehand. That’s supposed to be his ‘If you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you ‘ look, but it’s more like ‘mommy, I think I did doo doos’.
Unfortunately, it’s almost impossible the hide the charaterics of a coward hiding behind a facade.
Guliani made an almost identical pose. Maybe they worked on it together after a smush sesh.
Things I never thought I would say, but: where is the guliani picture?
Here ya go. They seem to be updating as the images are released as well.
Two of these idiots are smiling. Who smiles after being booked?
Get out of here I’m trying to take a shit! And find me some laxatives!
how long did he study this expression in front of the mirror, i wonder
He should of worked on it more, it’s no Blue Steel
Orange Smudge
Oh he’s got an inch and a half of blue steel going on.
Eww 🤢
He somehow managed to make himself look even more like a dipshit than usual.
To catch the dipshits, you have to think like a dipshit. This is exactly what every one of his voters would look like in a mug shot. Even the ones that have never been booked are voluntarily showing that to the world today.
Yeah it’d be unbelievable as a story. Sometimes truth is definitely stranger than fiction.
He must have based it off that Goebbels picture when he realized the photographer was Jewish
“I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonna poop I’m not gonnapoop I’m notgonnapoop I’mnotgonnapooooooop….”
See I’m getting more of a “why the fuck can’t I poop” vibe from it. Anger and rage and pain
Not sure but I’ve seen it before.
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If you really think about it, he has never looked away from the image of himself in the mirror.
indeed
thanks for the reminder
What is it with all these mug shots having a similar scowl going on?
And looking like they were photographed with a webcam from 2004?
Police officers and cameras don’t seem to get along very well.
Cops are the only photographers in the world better at setting up the lighting for black people.
Camera angle… The camera looks like it’s set up high, so arrestees have to tilt their heads up when getting their mugshots. Tends to give people a Kubrick Stare.
Here’s hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.
His appearance is irrelevant. There’s plenty of us ugly guys here. But not everyone is such a jerk.
Bro, thats offensive. The oompa loompas look way better.
True enough. Say what you will about the 'loompas, they lift.
Is it just me or…
Launch him!
“Ahhhhhhh, hing ahhh!”
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Finally a real picture
He’s giving us blue steel
I wonder how long he sat in front of the mirror and practiced that.
You got this, Donald… make 'em wait for it… BOOM
He’s still wearing the same suit with the red tie? The man’s like Bart Simpson.
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The correctional officer saying to Trump in his cell: “Who are you going to call?”
And apparently he’s listed as 6’3" weighing 215 lbs. That is not the face of a 215 lb person over 6 feet.
STOP THE COUNT
He is 5’6 if we’re been generous. Just look at pictures of him at the podium and compare them to pictures of other presidents. No way he is 6 foot.
God, is this a joke? This is the actual mugshot? I thought you’d be required to keep a straight face for that. Where’s the side view?
That’s probably as straight as he can stand in those stupid heel lifts.
Is that his f*cking blue steel look? Wonder how long he spent practicing that expression in the mirror this week.
blue steel
Orange Lead
blue steel
orange lead
orange peel
Okay yours is better.
Ugly looking fucker, ain’t he?