See the link for the long-awaited mugshot
He looks like a pouting and crying 5 year old who doesn’t get what he wants.
LMFAO!!!
Ten bucks says that he practiced that face in the mirror. He’s trying to come off as a tough guy. Instead he looks like the old man at McDonald’s who was just told he won’t get another refill on his senior coffee after he used a slur to refer to the kid behind the counter.
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“I wanted to be inmate number 42069!!!”
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I see he went with the “try to still look powerful and in charge” strategy for the mugshot. Unfortunately it just reads as “comic book villain”.
It makes me a little disappointed it’s not set against the height chart backdrop holding a written sign like 50 cent’s mugshot, to really complete the look.
I want his real weight and height released
What’s even funnier is that he probably wears elevator shoes to get that precious 6’3" height. That’s why he always looks like he’s hunched forward. (desantis, and puttin wear them, too.)
couple that with the cry-eyes and the black eye… he reminds me of a yappy dog.
Shoes probably don’t cause that posture, but dementia sure can.
Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.
They didn’t weigh or measure him. What a load of bullshit.
I was more annoyed that after booking, he got on his plane and left. Like, either bond is there for flight risk or it isn’t, why is it OK for him to leave the state?
… because he’s likely to come back?
Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 in that mug shot, and I can’t unsee it.
He looks like an old goblin who’s too tired to ask me 3 riddles
The facility now identifies as Jail Force One.
🤣 so big and mean!
Fuck around and find out about Georgia police and prisons.
That scowl dude… “but maaaaa he took my toyyyyyy!” 😭
How did his eyes get so red and what the hell os on his head?
Look at this graph…
You seized that moment beautifully
It’s been a really rough day, okay? It’s okay if he cried.
Been waiting a long time for a Trump mug shot. Great to see. He deserves it.
Lmao. This is gonna make so many memes
I can’t with this mugshot 🤣🤣🤣
