“Without ANY exaggeration, God’s honest truth, I did not think I was going to make it out of that river,” Royce wrote, “I had no clue if my friends were going to make it out. But by the grace of God we did.”

I feel like this lady can’t take a hint. GOD LITERALLY JUST ATTACKED YOU WITH AN OTTER.

Shouldn’t have talked shit about his jug band.

Those things are vicious. I saw a vid of a river otter eating a turtle alive.

People sleep on the mustelids, as of that entire family isn’t compared of pound for pound the most vicious killers on Earth. We’re just lucky there’s none the size of labradors.