Sam Tamaskan

Well, it is Texas. Everything is bigger in Texas, right?

“The Art of the Deal”

So the US will reinstate funding to the UNWRA, right?

Right?

Aww do you need your widdle baby bottle?

Stop playing interference. This is just mocking victims of Israel’s wildly excessive bombing and other destruction. This article is talking about newborns who likely suffered and died as no one was able to take care of them. And the dumbass asks “bUT DiD thEY dENoUnCE hAmAS?!!1?” like it’s some sort of gotcha.

She looks so sweet in that photo. My kitty, Lena, looks a lot like Tequila, so this news is hitting close to home. I offer my condolences for losing someone who grew so close to you.

At least they didn’t force passengers to disembark or sit on the soiled seats like Air Canada did

Lyrics of Mass Disruption

This feels so wrong to use someone’s likeness withiut their permission after their passing

Lo and behold, the sight of black flags, many of which emblazoned with assortments of ordered ghastly skeletal figures and formations, being hoisted on the masts once more as they dance to and fro with the misty spray of water. The wind bellows, tugging on the many sails, as if beckoning those ships to sail unto the seven seas. They call to those weary enough of the oppressive laws of land as gusts whistle lustfully in their ears.

(Don’t ask why I did this, I just felt like writing it for some reason)

Dunno, that soldier’s army didnt look very strong after that backblast

At least the lines will be shorter after they’ve infected enough of their older customer base