“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness… that is life.”
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“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness… that is life.”
Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.
Any idea what the original caption was?
Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.
Nandor the Relentless agrees with you
I agree on both counts
Lol. I was on that site for under a month total, before the plague. All it did was get me angry all the time and I miss it like I’d miss a case of the clap.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.
Almost as much of an overpay as what the Browns gave Deshaun Watson
They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?
“What’s the twist?”
“Good luck explaining all this to the IRS without going to prison.”
“…I’m fucked.”
For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.
No oil? No tacos? No point…
If he was half as good at GM duties as he is at marketing & money making, they’d have a few more rings since the ‘95 season.
I have not tried any of their games, actually.
4X games, specifically any of the Civilization games I’ve played (everything but SMAC & Civ: Beyond Earth).
MMORPG, specifically Elder Scrolls Online.
When his height starts with 5
When her weight starts with 200
Wtf why are you fat shaming me?
Why are you height shaming me? You could always lose some weight, but I can’t grow another six inches
I once drove drunk. This was long enough ago the statute of limitations has expired. I shouldn’t have done it, I was really lucky that I didn’t hurt someone or get arrested. For the next 15ish years that I still drank, my limit was 1 drink if I was driving.
This was before Uber & Lyft were a thing, but I still could’ve made arrangements with the bar manager “look dude your bartenders kept serving me when I was visibly drunk, so let me leave my car here overnight without towing it so I can take a cab home, and I won’t say shit to anyone.”