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And this is why articles should be using screenshots and not links to tweets.

like a swollen udder in the hands of a meth addict

…just wow

They’s 2.75 years more than next quarter, and that’s as far as the horizon is for publicly traded companies.

You missed ‘bared’?

It is what they’re saying.

How I left Bank of America:

My previous paycheck had $350 in overdraft fees that came out of my current check. Because I had automatic deposit for my paychecks they allowed for borrowing against your next paycheck.

I borrowed $500 to cover the $350 in fees they stole from me plus a $150 service as compensation for my pain and suffering, withdrew all my money, cancelled automatic deposit, and walked away.

I’m sure they sent it to collections, but looking back on it 20 years later: still worth any damage to my credit rating.

Touché

This one Aldis.

Dependence on correct spelling.

Is that $5 per knuckle?

They’re mistaken. It was actually a Space Jam, and it was '96.

Why are we getting my ISP inolved in this imaginary ass play?

ASSC keepin’ it classy!

Because while you may not be billed for it, insurance will still pay for it.

That’s going to have to wait. In my 40s now, and still waiting for the “when you grow up you’ll be conservative” to happen.

I know you’re joking but, related: I tried opening a Webex meeting on my phone which told me to download the app. App downloaded, try to open meeting, app opens…and then opens the meeting in Firefox.

I really hate apps that could be a website (hint: most of them).

Throw a third one in there to show you mean business: xxxvideos.com

Look up Ted Faro’s story from Horizon Zero Dawn.

My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife’s is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel’s ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.