There should be a religious test for politicians.

If you’re too religious, you should not be a politician

i guess he’s not a very good schwimmer

b) out of all the places to land, it lands precisely on top of a hospital in precisely a way that kills as many people as possible.

didn’t it land in a parking lot? in the pics of the npr article it was at least a building-length away from the hospital

There is no dark side in the moon, really

Matter of fact, it’s all dark

Big Pharma is finding new ways of claiming your drugs really do cost $30,000 per dose

Here’s a nice big one just south of Daytona Beach

https://www.google.com/maps/@29.0625058,-81.0461691,1579a,35y,359.1h,44.09t/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu

“I’m going to finish my term as leader and…"

{ 47 seconds of silence }

"I’m going to finish my Senate term,”

new name: Dick Rub

coming soon: Fee Listing fee

No TV and no beer make Homer something something

i loved it so much, i made my own!

amazing!!

Your wife will complain that you never put it down

That would be Alemmynium in British English

I just went and gilded a bunch of fuck u/spez posts with gold I apparently had but never bought

Yes, if one of those stars blew up 389 years ago, we’d see it next year

390 light years away

As galactic scales go, that’s really close

cats are liquid. proof: https://www.drgoulu.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Rheology-of-cats.pdf

Fugedaboudit!

FTFY: The internet really only has one thing you can’t ban. Pussy.