A monkey wearing glasses is still a monkey.
If I could also not have played Half Life, I’d like a do-over of Black Mesa. Don’t get me wrong, HL is still brilliant, but the Xen section of BM is just chef’s kiss
Saber tooth tiger is the only thing on that list that actually makes sense thematically. Possibly one of the later Terror Birds would work as a theme though…
Make it all quotes from the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket.
Youtube is using Shorts to try to compete with TikTok in shortform video.
There’s some pretty big TVs on the market these days, and even projectors are a LOT cheaper than they used to be. It’s really not that expensive to put together a decent home setup, and it’s only getting cheaper every year.