Hell yeah! Rape is awesome!

Six million sounds a little high.

Damn what a waste of time and energy it must be to constantly have to research 700 different Korean and Chinese shitbox phones and the iterative minutiae that makes them slightly different from the other 700. Green bubbles is a terrible existence.

Once you make the decision to stop always buying the cheapest shit you will start to notice that now your shit won’t break as much and have as many problems and your life will improve immeasurably.

What a joyless nightmare to get tricked into a futile ideology.

The race to find the cheapest shit is a hellish existence.

My friend, I have dropped an iPhone in an otter box multiple times from about 10 feet up onto concrete and no breaks. Although I have broken a screen or two before I started using good cases and applecare got me in and out in like 20 minutes. Also I kept my previous iPhone long enough for two battery replacements and both were done trivially easy with apple care, no cost to me. 😉

I had the first vive and a current index. The Facebook Brand Face Mounted Ad Delivery System is less good.

Hard cope.

Ok bud! You’re doin’ it!

What you have convinced yourself of and what actually is are two different things.

Buddy, I have to be the one to pre order it so you see it in action and go “damn I should have got one, I want one now but I can’t get one” and then you get to buy the even better vision pro 3GS.

Anything you need to tell yourself to feel better about it, bro. 👍👍

This is what green bubbles actually believe.

I’m going to preorder the apple vision pro as soon as it’s available, too. I’m going to preorder it so hard. 😩

lol ok bbg 😉

Honestly it might not be the best idea to let employers know you’re willing to put in extra hours and hours of work just to get something trivial like audio working because that makes you look like an exploitable mark. But hold fast to those values and ride them into the ground because of a decision you made 15 years ago and because you think Steve Jobs was gay. lolol.

Green bubbles btfo again 😘

Sure thing, bud! I had a jailbreak from about 2010 until 2022. The only thing I’m missing out on is location spoofing and piracy. I also have a dev account so I can side load shit if I want. I mean, you’re so buttfurious and still have green bubbles, so none of the stuff you use to angle for superiority matters. 🤣

Damn bro, imagine showing up to the first client meeting with some fartbox gateway 2000 laptop running some pirated copy of windows 7 because you refuse to upgrade with some pirated copy of photoshop but not the new one because you can’t quite get that working or even worse done flavor of Linux trying to convince them that GIMP is just as good as real photoshop and is even better because it’s open source. Then some one slides in with a MacBook Pro and real photoshop and they politely ask you to leave. Lol again.