Don’t forget the blow!
It’s because you said the “R” word. ;-)
I had no idea what had happened. I just felt a burning sensation on my neck. I thought at first I had just been cut by the corn stalk, but then the pain started spreading. I turned over the leaf and saw that, and freaked out.
The pain lasted for about 30 minutes. About an hour later, when I was able to look in the mirror, there was still a catapillar shaped welt.
They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.