If I suddenly became a competent adult, I think it might tip people off.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.

Good news, everyone!

It’s against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of the youth.

I think you mean q

You’re such a tease.

That’s no place for a semicolon.

Taste the hammer of justice, scum.

An exercise in futility if ever there were one.

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The “ah fuckit” is already strong in me. And I’ll be 40 in 6 years.

It’s a delicate balance. Swing too far in the other direction and you end up like me, believing you are inferior to everyone.

Yes, that much I was able to surmise.

By “call her daddy”, do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.