NotHarveyElliott

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Today I feel like an expert

Facts.

Pretty sure it’s called a Krustyburger with cheese

Can’t believe Celeste used child labour smh my head

I just want the Night in the Woods video, man

Last remaining Tory voters

Awww drive safe? You know that’s the man we done for speeding earlier!

I mean, umm, if you say I have to… 😳 I- I guess I have no choice. It’s not like I want to, or anything!

Couple boxes of lynx Africa set each year because it’s the cheapest one? Unimaginable

Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore

God I wish I was that penguin

“Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a competition, and I’m winning.”

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn’t work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

Fundamentally incurious.

I fucking love you, Fallout New Vegas

It’s the plot to all of my aquarium visits

Beads? Bees!?

American?

Look at you, gobblin up those rewards