Sputnix.

“Invented” in the sense that Elon Musk “invents” things. Pure ruling elite folly.

And also what you get voting for him.

Ordinary Zimbabweans have suffered enough.

GOTUS.

Don’t hold your breath.

Wes Streeting as Health Secretary is dystopian, however.

This is the efficiency of the market at work.

They’re eating the cows!

We eat soft, processed foods now. We used to graze and chew constantly, which helps the jaw grow properly.

Goodbye, Cybertruck.

The Chattington-Hepsworth’s budget is only £856,200 and the Argentinian quadruple-glazed one of a kind photon-friendly volcanically baked silica panes are being held at Greenlandic customs for two days longer than expected, pushing the bilingual homeschooling couple perilously close to £857,000 in expenditure and risking an extension of Charles’ five year sabbatical and a postponement of Harriet’s gallery grand opening.

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

Finally a reason to like Covid.

Meanwhile, he’s likely an awful parent to his own kids.

Maybe he’s trying to get as many rounds of golf in as possible before his term prison time starts.

Mmiillkk

His character and conduct should come as no surprise. Clacton knowingly voted for this.

Net-chicks and fil-A

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.