No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.

Doesn’t sound icky. I would assume they used it for science. I’m surprised they burn them.

Once the economy collapses, they just hoard slaves and servants and pay them with scraps.

One thing this comic misses and is silly is that billionaires would die without the working/slave class and they know it. They need someone to produce their food, their luxury goods, nd maintain the machines. They don’t have that in space or mars. If the atmosphere becomes literally poisonous they will probably build a dome around their mansions.

That’s why you’re still a virgin.

Orange shirt is helping him out. That’s a solid friend there.

Maybe that’s exactly what the dust was.

DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad 👉🏻👈🏻

I’m still confused why someone would use floss on their fingers and how…?

I don’t know why, but the phone compass is always so shit.

This skeleton looks an awful lot like Brook from One Piece

I’m very constipated right now and on a cruise so this gave me a good chuckle of relief. Thank you.

What if the amount of dick dust is what determines whether you’re into dick?

Oh lord. That’s disturbing.

Are you saying he created the monster out of nowhere? There was no prior art? No testing on animals first? He just went all-in with a humanoid monster?

Yup, I know. I wish you the best of luck.

Specially torrenting safely. In some countries you can get fines for torrenting.

Both Bing and Yahoo have outbid Google in certain countries in the past. There’s a new wave of AI powered startups with tons of venture capital. I could imagine them making sizable bids.

But I get what you mean. The main difference to your scenario is: search money will definitely not totally disappear, Mozilla has huge savings, and they can just finally pivot and focus on making a real premium offer that people would want to pay for.

Exactly. In 2016 I gave yall the benefit of the doubt.

They have enough cash reserves to last 3 years without any income. But 15% of income is Google free. If Google disappears, they will surely get an income hit, but someone else will gladly pay some price for that position, perhaps half of what Google is paying. People are really blowing this out of proportion.