I feel like you are meant to watch this on it.

https://youtu.be/xlcywgEMuGI

Which ocean is Madagascar in?

It’s 9am in morning, it’s too early for this shit!?! Let’s just call it a coincidence. I’m going back to sleep, they can’t get to you in your dreams.

What is Alex Trebek’s ouija board number?

Aren’t the Island Boys a product of the Florida educational system?

This is great Ted.

I feel you there person.

Mine are very old. Of recent, not a day goes by of inner turmoil bubbling up, wanting me to give them a blast with both barrels (figuratively) about a lifetime of emotional neglect. But I just bite my tongue and talk about the weather over phone. It’s some kind of sick martyrdom controlling my emotions so they don’t have to really feel … right to the bitter end.

4 years from now, who do you want to play Jack?

Here’s his prequels

Elon Musks failed Solar City

Elon Musks failed Boring Company

Elon Musks failed Hyperloop

Trump’s strip mall lawyers should be quietly shitting themselves by this point.

I don’t Stan for anyone these days but I’m a bit in awe of Jack Smith SC. His hobbies include participating in triathlons FFS!?!

If this all pans out it’ll make one hell of a movie.

This highlights how deep the BS surrounding Musk has burrowed into the media scape. They invariably refer to his companies as “Elon Musks Tesla” or “Elon Musks Twitter” and so on. Where other billionaire’s (for the most part) avoid the limelight and their companies stand seperate to their idiotic personal choices.

I like how you still call it a tweet. I hope tweet, tweeting and twitter remain the lexicon for X forever.

For me, it was okay. But it won’t truely feel like home until a Bender episode gets to shine.

Anything, anywhere at least tie the knot once.

Big oil, coal and gas via sympathetic media (read greedy). They have thrown money and pundits at it for so long, not sure they could stop even if they wanted to.

By this point though you’d think they’d pack it up, as blind Freddy can see the writing is on the wall. But I watched FOX roll out Steve Milloy to say the Canadian wildfire smoke was no threat to humans a couple of weeks back. Steve Milloy has been called out as a climate denier since the '90s yet they still use him.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Milloy

There are many more of them, it’s fun playing spot the denier disguised as an expert in the media but ultimately it is sole destroying knowing how far they have infiltrated and destroyed legitimate science and the public’s perception.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/05/double-agent-fossil-fuel-lobbyists

https://www.desmog.com/2023/07/27/fossil-fuel-oil-gas-giants-shell-bp-using-british-influencers-to-go-viral/

https://www.desmog.com/2023/07/26/doj-investigation-big-oil-climate-deception-congressional-democrats/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/mar/07/climate-solutions-big-oil-ipcc-report

I’m going to blame him for the Brisbane radar constantly being down.

Here you go.

Remember that time he showed up to work all black and blue because he back chatted Elaine over her runny eggs?

Timestamp 20:09 S11E01: ominous warning from the future for Elon Musk “X equals suicide”. Ummm? Futurama did it!