I thought this said gay whale at first.

I can’t moo it anymore.

I mean, wouldn’t it be a good thing if hostages were released? Also, surely getting a ceasefire like this is one of the reasons Hamas took hostages, right?

People who are able to vote and specifically choose not to should absolutely be blamed. Voting third party is perfectly reasonable, but you have no right to complain about the state of politics and deserve to be ridiculed if you make the conscious decision not to vote even though you are fully able to.

Things to do in Ohio:

1. Visit Scott The Woz

2. Leave

I feel like Steam to GOG would be a better example of owning what you buy, with GOG games being DRM free.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I’m being tried in The Hague.

I think the two newest, MV and MZ, have switched to Javascript. Also, Ren’py is the only visual novel engine I can think of, which is based on Python.

Confusingly, tomboys are girls.

My windows can tilt. Not in the same way, but you can either slide them up or tilt them in. And besides, is being able to tilt your windows really that great?

I misread the title as being just one instead of one million, which would have been way funnier.

I mean, you could learn how to drive but then never actually drive just to get them off your back. Besides, there is a chance you could be in a situation where you need to drive.

Plus, driver’s licenses are the most commonly accepted form of ID.

Isn’t herd immunity an amazing thing?

I’ve always wanted to try God of War.

Killing 2 birds with 1 stone has really come a long way.

LMG is getting a new CEO, but I’m pretty sure Linus and Yvonne still have effective control of the company.