In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?

Karl Marx in my ass

That’s the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

Have you looked at the meme I’m commenting on?

But then how did he get to play?

Who has ever said that dolphins aren’t whales?

Fuck. I’d never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can’t unsee it.

It’s heading your way.

Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.

No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.