Good thing I have all the voices in my head to keep me company

Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

Yes

ripe…?

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

“Diane, pls tell me I’m a good person” vibes

Those look like worms from Worms Armageddon

much more preferable thanks 🙏

"strawberry".split('').filter(c => c === 'r').length

Hm?

Delicious in Dungeon

Nnnggg- GWEN

It was going to be a maze!

you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!

you’re not my real dad

The FOs will only be U to you

ugh I lost

sent this to my wife who provided extra context

my wife’s narcissistic mom be like

this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again

yeah but this is do nothing with guilt