You talking to me?

That’s a kookaburra

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.

Even these lads can tell this isn’t a car

You’ve not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

The SNP master plan!

@bort

You talking to me?

if bear not friend why snoft and round

I want to see the cat but I can’t, are you able to direct link the video?

Hello, yes, this is dog

Do you guys not just put your hand luggage under the seat?

Cool people link the relevant xkcd

Hardly aged like milk Bernie, you sounded as mad now as you did then!

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual

Don’t feed the troll, they won’t read your answer!

I know whatever environment I run my shell script in has sh, I can’t rely on (the right version of) python being there.

Careful, that attitude is how we ended up with this infestation of JavaScript!

Exactly. Website is a medium to gain information, website is not art. Web designer is the person who makes the frame, not paints the canvas.

Apple: our way or the highway