Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.

More chevy nova than bossanova

Nice try, Sparrow

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Outdoor? I don’t suppose you live somewhere that has been getting a stupid amount of rain lately? It could be nute lockout from soggy roots.

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka

No? Because litterally the only people paying reddit are advertisers

It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product

How does it taste?

It varies from person to person.

Soon enough…

THAT’S NOT SOON ENOUGH!