Funny then how FB, Instagram, TikTok and WhatsApp are all on App Store without any issues. These requirements hurt small developers the most, large corps have enough manpower to take care of these.

If only all billionaires would take care of themselves like this…

KANG NO! DON’T PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Peewee was in an adult theatre, which is I suppose the right place for a stroke.

Remember when FTC threw hands with MSFT…like literally last week? Yeah.

If you have the squeeze the life out of your employees to run your business, does your business deserves to exists? Shops, supermarkets and malls existed before Walmart. Capitalism worked just fine before it.

Rookie mistake. They didn’t ask to unpucker your butthole.

While I love the pastel aesthetic, it’s also headache inducing. So I just admire it for few minutes and go back to my dark dull themes for work.

If the last 5 years are any indication, they’ll shelve it on their own within a month.

Sublime Text is great.

I like how it’s colored as a dark ominous cloud of doom.

Foreskin: the essential component of all scientific advancements.

Your very first point list out 99% of what’s there is to life. Yeah, it is too much to ask.

Damn! You a walnut?

That’s a rather harmful stereotype. Thats like Hollywood depiction of autism. Most folks with mental health issues are not secret genius held back by the “society that doesn’t understand them”.

HELP! MY COOCHIE IS HAUNTED!

HP ya sack of shit!

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When you like computer science but also hate trees.

Too much porn more like it. Marx said it best: the coomer feels alienation from the coom.