Are those the only two options? What if you did your ancestors proud and dumped tea in the harbor. I mean if you save your country you violate no law. Not a very creative problem solver, unusual for a squid.
Walk on water, water into wine, so obvious water into blood. We need to extract the brain worm with an industrial waterjet cutter! Blessed by a native natural shaman of course to ward off the scientist’s curse.
Buddy you missed the guys comment I was replying to was named Jesus.
Jesus there is another solution don’t walk away from your home this is your cross to bear.
Don’t get your panties in a wad, your Linux might crash. Why don’t you paint yourself orange and put on a blond wig? Sounds like your already dead if it happens so what do you have to lose?