Where do you poop?

fAssassinating.

Weather you like it or not, we have a mountain of hard choices in front of us. And nobody seems willing to climate.

Could this be the first judge to go to jail for Trump?

It’s Bill and Ted’s Incellent Adventure.

You win time, friend. But I will return!

Although…nah. You win. Until next time!

Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.

You slipped up now, Hippie. We will expose the heart of your delicious plan(t), one buttery piece at a time.

I really can’t wait until this turd is finally pinched off by the body politic.

Not sure what you’re talking about; it looked more factmongering to me.

Not to detail this but that is a new one for me. What is a Stan?

Secrets by the sounds of it.

Ah, the dead man’s switch. It always reminds me of the time my homophobic uncle-in-law died in a car crash and they found his secret stash of gay porn in the wreckage. Yeah, good luck explaining that one at the pearly gates my man.

It’s good to see Florida really taking the lead on tackling the issues that matter.

On the nose.

Makes sense now. Thanks.

It’s time for people to start taking this matter lightly.

Please elaborate.

But hey, it’s only genocide until they are all gone. After that it’s all cookies and rainbows.