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Proton will let you mail them cash like Mullvad so that seems like the logical choice

Depends on your consumption habits more than your hoard. I’ve got a 42 TB tower full of Linux distros but I’d be bored in 6 months without internet.

There might be a guy with dwarf fortress on a flash drive that’d be set till the heat death of the universe.