One of Elon’s private flights can easily produce as much CO2 as the average US inhabitant does in a whole year.

See for yourself.

Hilarious that it’s named after bread. Imagine if the Canadians created a missile called Poutine. Imagine getting killed by the fucking food missile.

More air defense in Chechnya means less on the front lines. No additional air defense in Chechnya means pissed off Chechens. Win-win.

Not only a petrostate, but also a dictatorship and a state that just ethnically cleansed 100,000 Armenians and is getting ready to do even more of that.

Time for Kadyrov to do a March on Moscow? Worked out well for Pringles.

Ukraine is doing a great job decarbonizing the Russian economy.

Due to difficulties in the currency market, your bonus will be paid in instalments, in an equivalent quantity of potatoes and mandarins.

How dare they damage the frame of an artwork and make the curators have to wipe off soup from the protective plexiglas, while leaving the artwork entirely intact?

How dare they throw easily-removed biodegradable cornstarch-based paint onto Stonehenge? Don’t these monsters know Stonehenge is made of such fragile stones?

Americans (and others in “democracies”) can choose every few years which oligarchs have a turn at the wheel. However, any kind of democracy at the workplace is forbidden. Workers getting together to decide what to produce by democratic means? Sounds like communism. Can only get democracy theatre.

There is no cow level.

Bruh how? You can get kilograms of dried beans for $10.

It’s more expensive for canned beans but for $10 are you eating 5 cans of organic beans a day?

Only if you’re American.

There’s no way I’d use a grocery app. Paper and pen works well enough.

Now, if my phone had a slide-out physical keyboard like it did back in fucking 2007, I’d consider it. As it is, typing on phones is pain.

The area this article is talking about was oak savannah:

Within these oak savannas, which were interlaced with prairies, tree crowns covered between 10 percent and 30 percent of the ground. They were essentially a transition between the tight deciduous forests of the East and the fully open grasslands further west.

Odd to see Papua New Guinea referred to as an “Island Nation” as if it were like a microstate in the Pacific. It’s half of New Guinea and bunch of other islands besides, and it’s bigger than Sweden.

Is your timeline set in the past for that site? It shows the present day for me when I check.

https://proton.me/blog/proton-scribe-writing-assistant

All profit is stolen wages.

The commute itself? Hard to say. But according to the article, a billionaire produces emissions equivalent to a million average people.

There are 3,311 billionaires.

Once they are eliminated, that’s the emissions of 3.3 billion people taken care of.

Sky burial for me please.