The Legacy (1978)

Fuck knows what my dad was thinking 😅

Weird how when I see a moronic thumbnail on a YT link, I just automatically downvote 🤔

We call it humour because we can afford the extra “U”

I can hear a Frenchman somewhere hon-hon-honing about the fact that our food culture is so pitiful, we have convinced ourselves we actually like eating an overrefridgerated supermarket sandwich out of a cardboard box and calling it lunch.

Have you ever had a french supermarket sandwich, hen? They’re fucking awful. He’s not right

Consider two people: one getting ready salted crisps, a BLT and a San Pellegrino, the other a spicy chicken pasta pot, the hard-boiled egg two-pack and a banana Yazoo. Which one would you rather have as your babysitter?

Dunno, I’m not a judgemental wank like you, I’d take it on merit

This is fucking GASH journalism and the advert for her “book” at the end says it all

Why is having sex at Legacy Independent Funeral Directors like eating a pork pie?

You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat

Leaks

Adverts

Sorted that headline for ya

Mate, I’d definitely prefer loose leaf tea but can’t be arsed with the extra hassle

There are dozens of us

I always assume people who end statements with question marks talk like David from Schitt’s Creek?

Poor access to GPs, long waits for hospital treatment, staff shortages and a lack of Government funding

So basically it’s not a dissatisfaction with the NHS, but with the evil fuckers that are trying to drive it into the ground so they can make huge profits on healthcare?

😡

leaked by retailer

Just say fuckin “advertised” smh

Why I don’t watch YouTube videos -

It’s 8 minutes long and contains less than a minute’s worth of information, and is a complete waste of time

I’m trying to change the way we refer to gun owners. I’m not settled on an actual name yet, but for the moment I’m referring to them as “shitebag cowards afraid of their own shadows”

It needs work, I admit

I’d rather nail my foreskin to a tree than click a TikTok link.

WTF are you even looking at shite like that for?!?

Under a tree, side of a lake?

Magnificent

I like Kagi but fucking hell, it just doesn’t seem to get that the vast, vast majority of people don’t want search results from the US!

Don’t know who this guy is but he looks like a particularly wet Michael Gove

Whole planet looking at this thinking that sounds lovely, what the fuck you tal…

Oh it’s you lot again 🙄

Oh my god I wish I could just “block all Japanese cartoon communities”

Fucksake guys

People make a living online everyday through TikTok, YouTube & even Instagram.

Those three platforms are now the fucking cancer of the internet

I will give your tiny tiny “influencer”-type brain seven minutes to figure out why that is

Hint - it’s directly relevant to your question