Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
You know he ain’t gonna fly
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Do they have subtitles in jive?
probably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
Welp, if I’m gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.