Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

“Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?”

Stuxnet

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Google Prima Nocta

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Assigned Arch at birth

He’s been playing too much Dragon’s Dogma.

It takes courage to visit Superior, WI in January.

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

Actually, what most most people refer to as “Linux” is really GNUde/Linux.

How I feel walking on airport moving sidewalks

If you add --skiplauncher to the launch options it skips the launcher and boots straight to the game. That might solve your problem.

Baldur Gate? I typically leave it closed and go the long way around to Undead Parish.

Just a regular sword for me. I’ll provide my own hands.