We are getting closer to Mitch Hedberg’s vision of each car getting only 3 honks per month

Family

Hey now

One might say the company imploded

Weird Al Yankovic

Beep

Wizardz N Tha Hood

Hand in your gun and badge!

Exactly.

Apps either cost subscription fees or are optimized for showing mobile ads.

The internet is where in-game microtransactions happen.

They can’t make any more money off of you after a sale of something if you can maintain the product by yourself.

Why pay lot people in customer service when fewer offshore people do trick

I doubt they are that different, so this should not be a shock to an existing member of the Meta ecosphere. it would be ideal however if those who are not already part of Meta’s userbase saw this and just decided not to join.

What were we talking about again?

What were we talking about again?

You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you find out that salads are notoriously bigoted assholes, and these women are monsters for laughing at their jokes

I mean it’s right there in the name. Can’t believe nobody has thought of this before OP

HONK

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It’s Republican moral bankruptcy and cruelty that we will all suffer. If anyone’s stupidity got us here, it’s the Democratic Party’s stupid leadership since AT LEAST 2000, if not earlier. Republicans have telegraphed their intentions for 50 fuckin years and Democrats continued over and over to attempt reaching across the aisle, trying to pass bipartisan wins, “take the high road,” … all the while the Republican party continued putting their racist, xenophobic, mysoginistic, jingoistic, classist platform out year after year, abandoning all sense of decorum and norms, gerrymandering the fuck out of every district possible, blocking every bill that helps anyone aside from billionaires and corporations, and generally lying and cheating their way to what we have today.