I wish I would have you on site if Osha showed up…

So, my wife worked for a chain pet store. Thier veterinarian came in with him saying someone surrendered him.

The maggot was just under his right eye. Vet said that he was unsure of how long he would live.

Fifteen years later…

Like the Nazi rapper?

What if they are brother and sister?

Less than lethal terminal velocity…

Hag up before the beep! Or else it just record you hanging up, and leave me a voice message to delete.

I was up late watching a live stream. Haven’t seen anything about the guy in a min van doing reverse donuts near the crowd. Some people were throwing rocks at him before he took off.

Chopper followed him till he parked, then a cop car pulled up and arrested him.

We all know what he desires…

“If you’re from the pan handle, no.”

" Let’s change the wording a little bit and we can charge them with the same fucking thing twice."

I’m waiting for the time that they turn my volume back up after I mute it.

I’m going to have so many nicknames for this idiot!

Silverware…?

Like his cheeks

Not mine

“fucking kangaroos…”

Is because the right can hate on Musk again now that thier leader is, again?

Like kids on a playground.

“I’m not going to help you with your electric cars.”

“Fine, I’ll take my spaceship away then.”

I was led to believe that soap left on dishes can give you diarrhea or worse.

I mean, dishwashers and even washing machines for clothes have a rinsed cycle for a reason, I’d bet.

Who would have thought that a couple of fair-weather friends would start to argue?