Not now, not most of the time anyway. I did say mostly fixed

That was not the case back with Java 6 ish. Even massive breakage between minor releases was common. you had to tell everybody exactly which jre to use and possibly ship it with your software

Yeah they almost fixed the need to compile and run with the exact same jdk version.

The rest still applies

The trick with HP anything is to look for the quickspec . It’s stupidly the most detailed doc they produce

Try the back door

Purpoised reason?

Pro tip Ctrl -insert does the same as ctrl-c Shift -insert to paste

Because my wife gets mad and ask where her stupid fucking forks are!

More like, RepubliKlan

Pencils are literally the devil! Ban ban ban!

You have been eaten by a grue

4+4 is 8 But so is 6+2 And 7+1

You can’t guess which two numbers I started with knowing just the answer

Code is the same, just with much bigger numbers and more of them

Less true of pure programming, but operations isn’t taught in any colleges. It’s a different mindset and finding those people is tricky

Or it’s just routed outside and it’s normal indoor cable. The sun made the cable brittle and the insulation shattered, leading to leaks

Skeleton of thesus?

That’s easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

Silly Brits. Bananas are only for scale!

This year? Check out the no surprise bill (federal). Those extra bills might not be legal

90% and 100% more like

Don’t worry, it’s all covfefe

This remind me of one year, Amazon Canada gave empty gift cards for Amazon.com to their corporate employees.

Yes, empty gift cards. HR’s reasoning was that you can refill them and gift them away!