I’ve never pirated anything made by a giant mega-corporation! That would be wrong and immoral!

It supported desktop extensions before, then they got rid of that and now they’re going to do it again?

Your ISP doesn’t know what you posted on Reddit and reddit doesn’t know who you are behind your natted ip.

data brokers do and internet providers and law enforcement buys that data.

N-E-S-T-L-E-S …Nestle makes the very best…CHOCOLATE!

all facebook owned services forbid you from being anonymous on their platforms.

Twitter still allows anonymous users and satire accounts…but paying for a checkmark reveals who and where you really are.

I don’t know who or what Joey is.

The two parties fight to give Saudi Arabia free money and weapons too.

Kaspersky safe kids…Good to know to never use that.

Kaspersky premium is still pretty good, not perfect, but good.

This might be propaganda, we’re still bombing them right now. you know. And by now everyone knows about all the infiltrators in activist groups and the feds hidden inside of protests.

Don’t forget the stacks of bricks that find themselves mysteriously appearing all over the areas hosting protests, but not riots.

By the way…my favorite quote of all time.

“Friendship is two best friends executing pedophiles together” -Deadpool

Jeroba on mobile, web app inside of firefox with adblockers on desktop.

Cool! Now work on exploits for those paywalled features of BMW cars and Ford cars.

If you pay for something it’s yours by right. You should be able to use the entire thing, because you physically have it now.

HOTSPOT SHIELD IS GREAT! THEY CUCK TO THE DMCA!

There’s a difference between causing a panic like that and sending mean tweets or telling an offensive joke

Even better!

It’s a printer, and for fucks sake, BMW is locking you out of certain features of their cars if you don’t pay per month.

Telsa cars will drive themselves out of your house if you miss a payment.

Every time I think printers can’t get any worse, they get worse.

What’s next? are they going to have to scan your anus to confirm that it’s actually you printing things? I shouldn’t give them ideas.

By the way, I’m sure there’s a way to get into the firmware of the printer to disconnect it from that centralized service.

Some people in the UK have been locked up for making offensive jokes.

I’m in favor of free speech for everyone, even the shitty right-wingers I hate. The solution to bad speech is good speech, not censorship. Not corporate censorship, not government censorship, not corporate censorship on the order of government censorship.

One of my posts was suddenly labeled as having been posted by someone else.

Torrenting? Like a torrent of hellfire?! Which is where you’ll go if you pirate anything made by a multi-hundred-billion dollar corporation?

How are the executives at AT&T, Comcast, Disney and Viacom supposed to pay for their diamond-dusted lambos if we pirate things?!

Did you know that AT&T bought time warner? How is AT&T supposed to pay off that purchase if a tiny percentage of their products are pirated?!

I only ever claimed I pirated things to fit in…peer pressure! LOOK IT UP!

Everything I ever wrote about me pirating anything was also a lie to get upvotes! A higher Karma score on reddit means a higher standing. Which is why I always lied about having pirated things.

Now here comes the truth. I’ve never pirated anything, that would be wrong and immoral!