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Cake day: October 7th, 2024

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  • I met someone with a “Man shall not lie with another man” tattoo.

    1. That verse is literally the previous chapter to the “don’t get tattoos” verse. Why did he think one was important enough to get tattooed while ignoring the other?

    2. He really chose to get that tattooed?!

    There was no way a conversation with this guy would go well, so I’m going to be stuck with these questions forever.







  • 6,000 crickets released directly in the audience. (I hope from multiple points.) This is glorious. 😁

    Maybe you don’t mind if a cricket jumps on you. I’d shudder and shake it off, demonstrating my lack of courage and dexterity. A lot of people will scream, jump around, or run.

    Picture these assholes attending their favorite panel at TransphobiaCon. A cricket jumps on someone, she brushes it away in disgust. Another just feels something caught in her hair. She bats at it, looks into it’s beady, insectoid eyes and screams. More screams. The Transphobe in Charge can’t hold the audience’s attention.

    There is some sort of insect infestation. Are they harmful? They don’t know. But they have to cancel their homophobia speech because nobody wants to sit in a room with thousands of crickets.

    This is straight out of an 80’s movie and I am here for it!