Hehehe!

Cocoa is so obscure and bitter and gets processed so heavily to produce even a close approximation of “chocolate”, why don’t we just use broccoli? Process broccoli into broccolate, stop underpaying cocoa farmers who have to break the law and impoverish their own families and workers to make ends meet. Fuckn corpo clowns.

No rights, no pussy. You tell 'em girls.