gestures broadly

I can’t imagine signing anyone else up for this. Not until the trajectory turns in a positive direction

clutches chest He got me! I am the sexist racist! Give me my sign

And my point is proven in realtime

Ah. I see your point. “Inflation” confused me

If you’re debating this in the West, allow me to simplify: Your taxes are being used to buy bombs being dropped on children.

You cool with that?

I have no idea what this means.

Did bullet-proof vests ever cost the same as a hospital gown?

Think about taxing the rich? THAT’S SOCIALISM

Ponder if an apartheid state is doing a genocide? ANTISEMITISM

Don’t like the new Marvel movie? SEXIST! RACIST!

Freedom of speech died long ago and now there is no flow of ideas, even incrementally. We’re in big trouble

Unless those meals are teeny tiny, 3 meals a day reliably means weight gain for me

I can’t tell if I’m more impressed or horrified by the bystanders looking for haircuts

Red cabbage!

Yes

. . . Yes . . .

Woah woah people are buying stuff? People have money!?

I see no reason this could end poorly

/s

google

nothing

It’s easily my favorite game. Hell, better than any book, movie or story I’ve ever experienced. Undertale messed me up. In the best way

Hoopla?

eeeeeee if you do, please try not to google anything about it

ooooo if you enjoyed Earthbound, may I recommend Undertale next? Not exactly retro, but similar vibes (and there’s some fun fan theories about these two universes)

People ask me why I left America . . .

D’aww the poor dears. Wouldn’t wanna make them uncomfortable

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