“Go ahead, call the Führer, what’s he gonna do? Unbomb the mines?”

• A Yugoslavian partisan probably.

West is in shambles that China is not collapsing immediately.

So basically you’re playing with someone who doesn’t understand socialism/communism/Marxism at all, or at least thinks it’s the propagandized evil version of the ideology. Considering they think the USSR is some repressive empire with all the negative stereotypes that come with it (muh Orwelllian thought crimes and seeseepee social credit system).

My advice, make your own campaign where the USSR stand-in is less bastardized, or at least, it’s an Evil vs. Evil situation, where your guys are relatively sympathetic communist bastards against the Nazi BBEG and a group of unsympathetic fascist assholes, and try to find people who are interested in playing I guess?

This is a decent allegory to show why despite MLs and ancoms having similar goals (to get that sweet red dessert named communism sundae), they have fundamentally different ways of getting there (MLs eating their veggies first and ancoms deciding to skip out on their greens).

We already have two, !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml and !shitultrassay@lemmygrad.ml, the former for right-wing anticommies (liberals, conservatives, fascists and the like) and the latter for left-wing anticommies (the more cringe anarchists and Maoists for example)

Without the text in the bottom, the image of cars just going down into Earth from space like a fucking meteor shower is weirdly funny to me.

Congrats on living another year on your birthday comrade!

If this is what the lesser of two evils looks like, then I think I’m probably gonna vote for the socialist party next time.

Fucking libturd: “Bro vote for the lesser of two evils, they’re not gonna be as bad as Trump!”

The lesser of two evils in question:

I know the quote “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” and all but this moment ain’t one of those chief.

What- no? Christmas Carol is about like, 3 ghosts showing up in some rich old guy’s dreqms to tell him how shit his past was, how shit he has become now, and how shit his future is gonna be if he doesn’t stop being a POS on the titular holiday.

Fair.

Centrism, but actually based.

Nice analogy though.

Y’know, the insults of calling the US run by “blood-sucking vampiric ghouls” or something similar, I never thought it could be close to literal, but here we are I guess.

When the socialism isn’t scientific.

Maligayang kaarawan kamrada!

Libs love pointing out atrocities and crimes against humanity in China (supposed or actual), but rarely, if ever, point out Japan’s atrocities and crimes against humanity, and if someone does, they’ll probably scream whataboutism for the 5th time today, call the person a China simp, or just immediately shut up due to running out of thin-as-paper arguments for today.

[Mandarin-to-English translation] “Nah, you guys should go find your own moon rocks.”

The capitalist machine will be dismantled with due time comrade, whether it be in our own revolutionary hands or the system collapsing in on itself, stay safe out there and have a good day fellow socialist/communist

And another one bites the dust. Well, as they say, “rest in piss, you won’t be missed”.