And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

This comic is how 10-year old me first learned the word “bimbo”,

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

I graduated in 2010 and my high school had a 3d printer. They weren’t common in the 2000’s but they were around.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

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This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

Indeed, it’s necessary in order to sync its Direct Intervention Combustible Kinetics via the Tactical Information Transmission System.

If you ask me, it’s this combo of DICK and TITS that really makes FUTA special.

“Fuck it we ball” led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and I’m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

What if we held hands through the grave hole 😳👉👈

As a guy with a boyfriend, I can’t do that either lol

As someone who doesn’t and has never understood foot fetishes, what’s the appeal?

I feel this. I’m not socially awkward, can speak in front of a crowd just fine, but my brain just can’t figure out what “flirting” actually is. I’m aware it’s a form of conversation different from normal talking that expresses attraction, but as for how it’s different, how to do it etc.

I’m in the dark and no friend of mine has been able to give a clear answer.