“turn towards”?

Adobecore aesthetic

Where’s “beach”?

Elon Musk: The Early Years

“Please stop playing Solitaire and allow the people behind you to pass”

It’ll be rolled into Elmo’s X “everything app” as the preferred way of paying bribes, when you can’t book an overpriced room at a Trump Hotel.

The fediverse needs to outlast BlueSky, so that when its VC backers call time and demand a profitable exit (i.e. enshittification), there’ll still be a fediverse.

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

Replace the carrot with a cucumber, as they perceive those as dangerous snakes

If more of them learned to share the hedge, this would not be the case.

You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Don’t forget mutual aid requests

Did they beat him to death with it or something?

Someone should shop this (including the groyper avatar) into the “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” meme

That and cheap and cheerful musical keyboards.

That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.

Campism. All evil comes from the Washington liberal-capitalist consensus, therefore anyone who stands against Washington and its allies is on the side of the Revolution, even if they’re the Taliban or someone.

Would Japan have been better had the shogunate continued?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

The 18-24 male voters are single-issue voters, who just want to see feminism defeated and to be issued with the subservient tradwife that Andrew Tate told them is their birthright.