Zoophiles are disgusting, sure, but I think we were all happier not being reminded that they exist

No way, you’re telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn’t so!

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so goddamn bad they can taste it

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

It’s blindingly obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell that you’re a troll, so I’m going to do something I should have done a long time ago.

Later, moron.

He turned himself into a rule. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

i love you too random internet denizen!! ❤️

As a wise Tumblrite once said:

The rats are fleeing the sinking ship
The wolves are fleeing the sinking ship
The dragons are fleeing th

Bombs were going to get shipped to Gaza regardless of which candidate won the presidency. At least Harris had promised to negotiate a ceasefire – Trump just told Netanyahu to hurry up and finish the job. But because of YOU not voting, millions of trans people in the united states are going to die too.

But leftists never seem to care about that.

Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.

I mean… yes. More horses will drink if they know there is water, and even if they don’t, they’re still safer than they otherwise would have been.

All of you are wrong.

It’s here.

(Actually, no, scratch that. Not even I am insane enough to suggest that one in earnest.)

Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out

so what i’m learning here is that lemmings and tumbrlites have a surprisingly large overlap

What do you get out of throwing trans people under the bus because you didn’t want your own feelings to be hurt?

…how do you mean?

Obviously we’re not going to get everyone to download a FOSS period tracker, as nice as that would be – they’re already invested in the ones they’re using, and no doubt it will have features and usability improvements the FOSS one doesn’t, usually thanks to some network service that is fundamentally incompatible with the FOSS philosophy. That’s almost always how these things go.

We should definitely be telling more people about F-Droid, but let’s not get our hopes up. Socialism is about protecting everyone, even people who don’t share your views, even if those views are objectively correct.

I’m not opposed to it because it’s illegal, I’m opposed to it because sweet mercy you are going to poison yourself

Tantacrul made an HBomb-length video about Facebook recently. Def worth a watch.

Wait, what happened to Minecraft? You’re just talking about the Bedrock edition, right?

…right?

Microsoft.

MICROSOFT.

NOBODY IS GOING TO LISTEN TO YOUR “HEY MAYBE THIS IS A VIRUS” WARNING IF YOU HAVE TO CLICK THROUGH IT TO INSTALL CHROME.