That would be the dopest snow white ever
For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it
I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.
Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.
Wrong movie plot, but I would seriously watch the fuck out of this.
Edit: Get Andy Samberg as the prince and I will fight outside the theatre in a ball gown.
I’m not sure that threatening to fight Andy Samberg is the best way to sign him into a movie. Then again, I don’t know the guy…
He might be interested in checking it out. It would be the nicest gown ever worn in a wrestling match outside a theatre.
You’re thinking Cinderella, not Snow White.
shhh, he’s on a roll man
Wait which ones Snow White?
The one with the seven dwarves. Which opens up a lot of interesting casting choices.
Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.
For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice.
Just cast Terry Crews as all of them, Eddie Murphy style
Elijah really needs to start leaning into how fucking weird he has allowed himself to become since LotR. And I know he has a little, but clearly it’s not enough.
Boban Marjonovic plays all 7 dwarves
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How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.
I’d watch that. But there should be a really good musical number called “Everything is rape without consent” or something… It probably wouldn’t be appropriate for the target audience…
Cinderella would be the prince going around with barbells trying to find the princess (Terry) who can lift them. Only he can carry the prince down the aisle.
I haven’t seen a single Live Action demake but this would be my first for sure
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Someone give this guy some gold… wait where are we… I applaud your genius.
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chef’s kiss
OP memes, but this unironically would slap.
“mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?”
I’ve always thought this would be a great idea. Play everything 100% straight but the actors are completely miscast. Give me Terry Crews as Snow White and I’ll actually go see a movie for the first time in like 10 years
I’d totally see it if it was 100% serious, except it’s Terry as Snow White.
I’m only watching if it’s 100% serious. Terry acts as he acts and the entire rest of the movie is as written in the script. Full commit, no comedic rewriting. It’s just Terry playing Snow White.
Needs to be Steve Buscemi.
He’ll play the beast and Danny DeVito will play Gaston
Danny DeVito should be the beast, Steve Buscemi should be Belle.
fuck it, Scorsese can play Belle… it’ll be his breakout performance…
Would love to see an AI video of this.
Zach Galifianakis as Prince Charming and I’m in
Here’s some others I’d be totally stoked about:
- Eric Andre (he really needs a breakout role)
- Leslie Jones
- Eddie Murphy
- RuPaul
- Charming Taintman
RuPaul is a fracking tycoon
Cool
Bro White
Man. I don’t watch much movies but I’d watch this 10 times in row. If it’s a comedy or better…a serious comedy. The acting is serious but everything else isn’t.
I would legit line up at the cinema for this. And I don’t like going to the cinema.
No lie, I would pay double for tickets to terry crews snow white
I’d watch, seems better than 90% of the slop that comes out nowdays.
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Battleship Potemkin mashup called Snow White Terror
I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs
Terry loves apples!
How would Terry Fucking Crews wake up to some dude kissing his passed out body?
depends how pretty he is i guess
What if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?
Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.
If we actually got to try some I might like democracy as well.
