So, here’s the deal… We’ve all been spelling it wrong for this entire time.
In the Gummyverse, the bears really are bear-sized. They’re legit. You wouldn’t want to fight one, no matter how squishy they look. They’re apex in their domains.
But…
What we have been mistakenly calling gummy “worms” are on another level entirely. They are mystic, ancient, and quite eldritch. If you find yourself in the Gummyverse, you do not want to run into these things. They’re not worms.
They’re wyrms.
you want to move around bouncing and jiggling as to not alert shai’gummud
May its passing feed the earth!
Sugar-hulud
Bless the Maker and His sweetness.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
I must not get diabeetus.
Diabeetus is the mind-killer.
Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.
I will face my insulin injection.
I will let it pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.
Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.
Only Wilford Brimley will remain.
The Spice Drops Must Flow
Sour-Hulud
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Okay now think about the 4ft long gummy snakes
You ever seen tremors?
Dune
Okay but the pizzas tho
thanks for reminding us how stupid those units are.
Aren’t grams just more friendly?
26 lbs gummy?! RIP your digestive system!
Or…
Buy a pack of regular gummy bears, put them in a jar and force them to watch their god being slowly devoured over the course of a year.
Gummy bears are actually tardigrades
Imagine Dune worms except they’re gummy worms
gummyverse
It’s weird that the documentary never mentioned the giant worms. Conspiracy?
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add sour patch kids and swedish fish into the mix and it gets even weirder
nah tuna are fuckin huge
the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.
Yep, just avoid the gummiverse
Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.
