Former President Donald Trump, fresh off his third appearance in court as a criminal defendant, delivered a speech full of defiance and bluster on Friday night, insulting prosecutors and declaring that the charges he faces only help his 2024 presidential campaign.
You don’t recall the autoerotic asphyxiation?
Found hanging by the neck on a curtain cord with his dick in his hand?
Nope. 🤷🏼♂️
Well. Yeah. It was the perfect end to his career.
The only reason I remember that is because of Eminem.