" 'xcuse me human, but could you mayhaps provide me some sustinence, please. I’ve not eaten since around five minutes ago, thank you."

Super handsome. Maybe a lion. My void is similarly fluffy (home is now 37% hair), and comically polite and affectionate when it’s time to eat. After, he’s a very tough macho guy of course.

He’s just waiting for you to look away, so he can drop kick your baby.

Ahh I always love the little side paws when they sit