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Me trying to raise kids
Well there’s your first problem
Also “trying to excel in my work.” Put in the same effort that your boss compensates you for.
The trick of to have a net worth of at least $10M. It’s easy after that
I can’t exactly cut the baby in half and jam it back into my fucking urethra.
Not with that attitude…
Not with any attitude!
*harrumph*
Yeah, but now it’s past the point when republicans care about it, so you can at least try without too much issue.
Aren’t babies supposed to come out of uterus?
Do I look like a woman?
Do you?
Btw, this look would be after I put time into my makeup and hair.
The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.
You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.
I know this is the least important one on there, but I don’t get this thing lately where people talk about “staying hydrated” like it’s some big challenge they have to put effort towards. Like… get thirsty, drink water?
Look at this person, with their ability to tell what their body needs or when they’re thirsty.
That’s exactly where “they” want you. Too tired to lop off heads.
I have failed the last one, going to go get some personal time off from work today, then maybe I can finally get some sleep.
Edit: got it, now I can rest, well shitpost on Lemmy as therapy.
I do at least one of them. Guess which.
Staying hydrated
psst…cohabitation
Replace kids with pets and add handling multiple chronic illnesses and it’s my life.
“excel in my work” would be using a spreadsheet. “accel in my work” would be improving your skills/effort.edit: corrected. I was wrong.
I excel in my work
“accel in my work”
work faster not smarter?
That’s incorrect.
You’re right. I corrected my post.
Good on you for acceling in knowing when you’re wrong, and quickly!
Accel is perfectly cromulent
