• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    between the sounds of laughter of adults catching butterflies

    This pill might fucking kill you

    teeheeheee

    It also might cause your eyes to explode

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      10 days ago

      What if ads had to show side affects by law.

      So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

      Scene cuts to he’s smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        I’d rather they just ban the drug commercials. Talk to a doctor about medicine, and if you are unsure about what is determined, get a second opinion. Companies trying to sell their product directly to end users and ignoring the repercussions to the middlemen just causes more problems than the 9000 issues we already have in healthcare.