Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square344fedilinkarrow-up1821arrow-down1101file-text
arrow-up1720arrow-down1imageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksWats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square344fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down2·1 year agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·1 year agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 year agoYou enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.
minus-squareLemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down2·1 year agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoThe last time I tried that the police were called.
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoNot as fabulous as you thought.
minus-squareJohnny5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoJust got to find the right contest, friend
minus-squareSharkwellington@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoPut my dick in what now?
minus-squareKlicnik@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year ago“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
minus-squareIonAddis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
minus-squaregridleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoJust crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
You enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
The last time I tried that the police were called.
Not as fabulous as you thought.
Just got to find the right contest, friend
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.