I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
Are the years metric?
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
it’s me sink.
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then…
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
Oh and that other thing we’re not supposed to bring up in the east
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 73 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Born in '78, basically immortal
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Many fell, some survive.
Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms
As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.
Remember when Nickelodeon was in on repairing the hole in the Ozone layer? Remember when there was a call-a-thon about it?
I’m with you ‘brother’, albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!
I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
Time is a human invention.
Time is invented.
But the number of cesium atom oscilations are a fact, not invented.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?
It’s quarter to nine. Time to have a bath.
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
Found Emil Ciorans lemmy account
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
The cure was basic math
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… them again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄
Hot bologna, if you’re telling me How To Train Your Dragon wasnt historically accurate I’m going to spit on the ground.
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I refuse to
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
Math is hard
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks like so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
